(Source: alegbra, via disneyprincest)
My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
Poprah
#YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!
IT GOT BETTER
#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!
wow it got better
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we’re not true friends until I’ve sent you a pic of my double chin
(via thathilariousasian)
the straight guy said no homo but it was too late. he was already getting fucked in the butt
(via thathilariousasian)
i just accidentally kicked a squirrel while I was walking just now and now i’m stuck between “i’m an awful person,” “that squirrel should’ve had better natural instinct than not to move,” and “how the heck did that even happen”
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REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
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